50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt

 
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M
L
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2XL
3XL
4XL




Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75


Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50


Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a dry, deadpan sense of humor in a clean, wearable package. The relaxed fit and soft, lived-in texture invite you to shrug off small annoyances and move through your day with calm confidence. Crisp, minimalist lettering reads “AUTHENTIC 50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN” — a quiet declaration that lands with a smile. Wear it with worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under an open jacket for low-key gatherings, milestone birthdays, or a weekend of no-pressure plans. The durability and pre-shrunk cotton mean the message stays bold through repeat washes, while the wide color selection lets you choose a background that matches your mood.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun US cotton for substantial, lasting comfort\n- Garment-dyed finish for a softer hand and lived-in color\n- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit\n- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability\n- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean